"Special" Forces

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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about "Special" Forces. We are sorry they insist on being this lame.

Not to be confused with the other Forces - Rock, Gravity and Yellow - "Special" Forces were discovered in 2053 by the 3rd Viscount Trenchard and his lab assistant and world famous action hero Thomas Babington Macaulay Jr. They are weaker and less effective than standard forces, being defined as the amount of apathy (in kilo-mehs) per cubic half-cubit in a given direction.

Somehow, perhaps due to the misadventures of Snake Gandhi, the United Spades of Amerika were given access to "Special" technology at some point in the early 20th Century and were the first "Special" power.