A day in the life of a crocodile

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"Have you ever wondered what it is like to be a crocodile? Huh? Never mind who I am, I'm asking you a question! Get back here! Now, HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE A CROCODILE? No? Well, using my supermegaultramegainfraredcherrybananalazaruncyclopediarific hypnosis powers I can hypnotise you into thinking that you are crocodile for a day! Now...

You are feeling sleepy... go to sleep... you falling into a deep sleep... sleeping, sleeping, sleeping... sleep... hmm, it's not working. Maybe if I inject this... Ah yes! It's working...