Aberdeen Football Club
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drink Irn-Bru, eat Jock pies and sing Aud Lang Syne loudly.
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Aberdeen Football Club is the greatest football team in Scotland's if not the world's history. The reason they have not managed to convert this to many trophies is due to a certain affection the club has for some wooly companionship. This has caused Aberdeen to make such decisions as actually appoint a sheep to replace greatest ever manager Alex Ferguson. This made the players very, very, happy but they were unable to perform in the pitch as they always performed during half time. Another decision that has contributed to Aberdeen's shi'iteness was when the chairman decided to invest in a gigantic two storey sheep pen instead of the old Beach End stand. This completly killed the atmosphere of the stadium as the singing was drowned out by the sound of ewes in a certain amount of distress.