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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Abortion.

Abortion is a simple, natural, and painless medical procedure in which a parasite called a fetus is removed from its female host and discarded. It has been known to cause an intense, euphoric sensation in women, and is therefore the most popular non-surgical medical procedure in America. Abortions are done in several ways. The most delight is the anal abortion, in which the doctor rams his hand up the mother's anus and then yanks the baby out through the colon. The mother's anus usually prolapses and rips open, causing intense pleasure for people into S&M. This procedure can also be done by the doctor while wearing nothing but a black leather mask.