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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Absolute.

I just want more; I can't get enough of you

~ Tamia on Absolut Vodka

Absolute is a home-brand ripoff of Absolut Vodka. The main ingredients vary according to season, due to the highly unethical nature of this craptacular drink, but can include:

The average composition of Alkanols (including but not exclusive to Ethanol) by volume of this spirit is 86%. This drink rates a nine on the Richter Scale.