Adam

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Adam.
God giving Adam a sword
Whoops! Adam was quite unlucky in some parts of his anatomy. Is God touching him? There!
Adam's wife, Eve

Adam and Eve were the first human beings, if the Bible is to be believed. They are also considered the first rednecks, since they are siblings who had sexual intercourse with each other. If Charlie Darwin is to be believed, they would have been Neanderthals. Christian fundamentalists think it's much nicer to believe the Bible than to believe Darwin. Incidentally, if you are a religious fundamentalist and believe the story of Adam and Eve then you look a bit Neanderthal.