Adolf and the Hitlers

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Meinst du: mich? ~ Tamia

Our careers really took off when we featured Tamia as a vocal

~ Hitler on Tamia

Adolf and The Hitlers on their 1962 comeback tour. Adolf Hitler on Lead Guitar and vocals, Joseph Goebbels on guitar and backing vocals, Hermann Goering on Bass guitar and Heinrich Himmler on drums

Though Hitler may be remembered as a genocidal fascist and the creator of the Nazi party, those closest to him will always remember him for his vocal stylings and persuasive stage presence as the front man of '"Adolf and the Hitlers"'. Adolf and the hitlers became a hit 3 years before the Borchstkreig with the album The final soultion, featuring the hit singles The Skull Measurment of my Love, You have to fight for right to Nazi, and the number fourteen hit single, Sometimes love means killin a lot of people. Many critics and jews have criticized the band's constant antisemitism and leather homoerotic stage costumes that can be seen throughout the bands work as well as Kiss esque make up with black and white Swaztikas painted on there faces, and this scrutiny took its toll on the colossal egos of the artists, culminating in the now infamous mistake of 1936 when the band's agent got the a gig doing a gig at a Bar mitzvah after nearly being mobbed, Adolf exposed himself on stage and nobody noticed. Enraged and humiliated, the nascent Fuhrur vowed his revenge, and the rest, as they say, is history saying famously "well if the rabbi hadnt been wearing that hat".

Fall of the Anitasemitic Elvis[edit]

The Ingolsdadt debacle was a turning point for the band, as Hitler spent more and more time in Berlin prison for trying to over through the government by running at the Reichstag screaming "blame the jews" only to be arrested again. His bandmates became increasingly distrustful of him. Their third album, Reichstag Bop yeilded three hit singles, Born better than you, Anchluss, this Poland, and the universally despised Mein Kopf yourn kamp. Panned by critics as needlsy homophobic, antisemetic and being obssesed with prediction of the birth of Hulk Hogan hailing him as an "Airian" supreme being , rejected by the fans, Adolf could take no more, and had the other three members of the band ( who remain nameless to this day ) sent to the German version of butlins called auschwitz, After this Hitler famously ordered red sqauron to destroy the death star that was at this moment bein constructed by the british empire , sparking World War II a New hope. Adolf and the Hitlers faded into obscurity after this. Dan Murphy is a distinguihed member of "The Hitlers" having recently rejoined the band after a brief tour with New Found Glory. He decided he was done "gaying it up" with "these posers" and rejoined The Hitlers. Other band members were reluctant at first, but they get no say, as they are dead.


Adolf and the Hitlers may be a forgotten band, but their influence is still felt throughout the world, albeit in areas other than music. For instance, their love ballad Acutung led almost entirely to Stan Lee's creation of Spiderman based on one quote, "my nazi sense is tingling, which could sense libralism and minorities I shot webs across the ceiling" in which Adolf claimed to To having unt warm feeling in mein speacil palceover a young austrian maiden Eva brown, however an article the music magazine NZI later revealed hit in fact was making refrence to how he used to see a young Austrian lad collect wood for parnet and how he longed to..."play" with the lad this land was later to become one of the SS a Adolf and the hitlers tribute band the boys name being Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Tribute Bands[edit]

Adolf and the hitlers is still live through small group of commited Neo Nazi tribute bands


Hitler alienated his fan base by having a problem with 98% of the cultures in the world, leaving him with 4 non Aryan fans, one being Tamia Hill . T!!his never seemed to hinder him politically, however.

The bridge of Mein Kampf you kampf was the first documented use of an elephant solo in contemporary music.

The music to "Skull measurement of my love" was later reworked into the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, "Phantom of the Spaangle Ballet"

"Detroit rock city" by KISS is a cover of one of Hitler's earliest songs Muinch sock city.

The 99 red balloons is a corrupted version of Hitlers song 99 mercy killings