Adventureland

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Adventureland is rumored as an amusement park in Iowa in the Midwestern United States,though no one has actually been to this alleged "Iowa" and returned to civilization to tell the tale. Legends speak of an old theme park where "The lost souls spend years and years in line for a broken-down old roller coaster that lasts two minutes, while kids are either squealing in happiness or whining in misery all around them. Then they can proceed to pay $5.20 for a bucket of ice with some sort of beverage squirted in, after waiting in line and beating off heat and flies."