Africa

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Africa.
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This article may have been censored by His Excellency, Robert Mugabe.

What's that? you don't agree with my official policies? You're trying to undermine
Zimbabwe and her precious democracy, aren't you? TRAITORS TO THE REVOLUTION!

CAPITALIST PIGS! CRACKERS! GUARDS, GO GET 'EM!!!

Africa inspired me to name my son Egypt

~ Alicia Keys on Africa

Your continued donation to the Tamia Human Fund helps Africa

~ Tamia on the Tamia Human Fund


Africa: the home of the mighty Chazzlowoozit, the largest AIDS factory in the world, and the subjective black-man making machine. It is a roasting pot for Foot Propaganda, diamonds, and black people.


Known things about Africa[edit]

Here are a few "facts", as discovered by Frederick J Huddlesworth in his 1672 publication "Africa and its dangerous aboriginal tribes that eat you for tea":

  • Belching Hyena locates itself in a hole located near Africa
  • Home to Kenya, where those really fast people are
  • South Africa is full of a rare species called "whites"
  • Nobody cares about Africa except Bob Geldof and Sonny Bono.

Alien infestations[edit]

Be warned that Africa is home to the largest Alien center in the world, Area 51. Haven't you ever seen District 9?