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“Africa inspired me to name my son Egypt”
~ Alicia Keys on Africa
“Your continued donation to the Tamia Human Fund helps Africa”
~ Tamia on the Tamia Human Fund
Known things about Africa
Here are a few "facts", as discovered by Frederick J Huddlesworth in his 1672 publication "Africa and its dangerous aboriginal tribes that eat you for tea":
- Belching Hyena locates itself in a hole located near Africa
- Home to Kenya, where those really fast people are
- South Africa is full of a rare species called "whites"
- Nobody cares about Africa except Bob Geldof and Sonny Bono.
Be warned that Africa is home to the largest Alien center in the world, Area 51. Haven't you ever seen District 9?