African Swallow

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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about African Swallow. We are sorry they insist on being this lame.

Oddly enough, native to the windswept steppes of Africa. They are the opposite of an African Spits. Generally, African Swallows are sluttier, cheaper, and lower maintenance. African Swallows are able to carry large objects long distances by storing them in their stomachs. However, they did not have a way to retrieve the objects from the stomach until recently, when they all received therapy from a wise African Spits. Known to carry coconuts by their husks.

See Also: European Swallow