Ain't... "Ain't" is not a real word. and if it is, it it's the retarded incestual baby of two illiterate mules
AIN'T is supposed to be a compound word
(a word created by conjoining two words into one with a mixed meaning usually shortened by the presence of a comma)
If you think about the word AIN'T (wich IS in the dictionary) does not follow the two word/apostrophe included rule of most compound words.
IT IS ACTUALLY COMPOSED OF THREE WORDS :O (gasp)
"ain't" is a substitute for ISN'T , And the phrase "AM NOT or ARE NOT". (as in i am not or you are not)
so the real deal about this word is: A is for the 'A'M or 'A'RE not The I is for the 'I's not So there fore the word is IS/ARE/AM-NOT ( in some extreemly in-bred cases- "wasn't" might be substituded for "ain't" )
WHERE ARE ALL THESES APOSTROPHES?
So i thought about websters jewel-incrusted ass and came up with a proper solution to his 'Insestual' - 'back-woods' problem. I put in the apostrophese myself: