Al cohol

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Al Cohol is a pre-eminent figure in modern party scenes. Al Cohol was born in 5000 BC, when he materilaized in the bottom of an Egyptian ganary from some corn squeezins. Al Cohol is still very alive, and is omnipresent in almost every society. He has assisted man from his creation in the obtaining of pussy, especially from Your Mom. Al Cohol has been likened to Jesus because of his ability to make un-attractive people, animals, and inamiate objects attractive to his victims. He has been spotted everywhere from the lowliest dive-bar, to the classiest swingers party. Al Cohol does not work alone; works through you. Worshppers of Al Cohl are called Al Colics.