Alex Deakin

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Alex Deakin is the leader of the Democratic Liberal Party and is the current Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. He also has a part time job broadcasting weather reports on BBC One, BBC Parliament and Faze TV.

Deakin is the eldest son of Queen Beetlejuice of the Netherlands and hence when she dies in 2008, will become the next ruler of Holland. It is thought likely he will invade Belgium because, let's face it, everyone enjoys invading Belgium and it's not really a real country. Unfortunately, Belgium has since the two world wars become a global superpower, and secretly destroyed the Soviet Union using only cutlery. NOOOOBODY fucks with the Belgians... Publically.