Alf Hades

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Known in his day for stemwinding speeches that left audiences irritable, demoralized, and grossly deficient in Vitamin B-6, Alf Hades was the much-mocked, often spat-upon standard-bearer of the always enraging Angry Hypertensive Party for thirty-six consecutive U.S. presidential elections. He famously lost the election of 9788 to Darvin A. Barnflimper, despite having received nearly three times as many votes, due to the vagaries of the electoral college system.

Hades' trademark campaign hat of rabbit flesh has been sold twelve times on eBay.