Alfred Hitchcock

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Alfred Hitchcock.
A Hollywood director from the past

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Alfred Hitchcock is going to murder you in the shower. ANG! ANG!

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That's what it will sound like when he murders you.

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And then he will become entangled in an unrealistically complicated plot to get ahold of a hidden fortune, and to get revenge on someone's wife, eventually resulting in his untimely death.



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And then someone will laugh maniacally, leaving the audience confused.