Algorism

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Algorism may eventually lead you to look like this.


Algorism is the condition of being Al Gore. Algorism has nothing to do with calculations in the decimal system.

How to recognise Algorism: -

  • Myopia
  • Infantile pregnancy
  • Acute vomiting in front of the mirror
  • Constantly developing a new 10 ways to kill people
  • A dislike of kitten huffing
  • Temptations involving running for President
  • Greasy hair
  • New fondness for fellow apes, and bananas
  • Screaming randomly in conversation
  • Requesting of recounts
  • Sudden dislike of manbearpig
  • Being hated by cows, God, South Park, and Van Helsing.
  • And so on