Alien teddy bear
Alien Teddy Bear is a very sophisticated device. Having three arms and a detachable ray gun concealed beneath its cuddly plush fur it could be very lethal.
The Alien Teddy Bear was originally invented by Osama Bin Laden as a weapon of mass destruction but failed after a child loved and consoled it for a year. The Alien Teddy Bear began to feel emotion and decided not to destroy America.
The Alien Teddy Bear is now one of Bob Barker's assistants on The Price is Right.
During the Alien Teddy Bear's time off, it enjoys long walks on The Beach, eating lots of Stouffer's Stuffing, and sneaking into women's locker rooms.