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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Alligator.

The alligator is a large mammal that tends to be found in large urban cities.

A typical alligator.

This creature is known for it's spastic movements, loud annoying communication methods, and for really bad hair.

Another definition for alligator as follows:

A creature that shows no remorse for what it kills(there is no such thing as alligator tears,man)and has become a figure for handbags, clothing and deoderant. With teeth the size of breadknives, it dosn't show them much.

Like a comet and a Prologue list, it has a tail, rather than tale.

Even so, this creature is one of the most loved creatures mother nature ever spawned as there are many TV shows that star various alligators such as Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and Molto Mario.

Did you know[edit]

Crabs hate alligators and alligators hate crabs dont you just love it when things just work out.

no one has survived an alligator attack most people think its because no one has been attacked...........yet.

your the reason there going extinct way to go dick face.

this article was written by an alligator.

we built the pyramids.

we're not reptiles, we're Mammals.

we lay eggs and laid your chick .

you only looked up this article so you could jack off to the picture face it.