Almighty Badger

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The Almighty Badger is a god of the religion of Christianity. He is a badger which is believed to possess divine powers. More than once, he has been know to eat small children while they brush their teeth. It is said that one look in the Badger's eyes will imprint a song in your head for 1000 days, gradually driving you to insanity. Although the subject is debated frequently, it has been said that the badger is composed entirely of carrots, explaining the orangish fluid it perspires. The Almighty Badger is a fierce opponent for any challenger, and has been known to use breast implants as a defense mechanism. Among opponents The Almighty Badger has humbled are Michael Jackson and the city of San Francisco.