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Those obsessed with so-called-experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Almighurt.

Adele, gibt's joghurt für dich!

~ Tamia


Hitleryoghourt was a non-Gubernamental organisation raised by the NSDAP (National Society of Diminutive Angry People), led by Hitler, the main diminutive angry person in Germany. Its main goals were outdoor sport, healthy life, friendship, nice songs and bloody, vicious usage of ultraviolent repression of any disliked individuals, becoming very popular among German youth. Links to the British Boy Scouts are obvious, specially when concerning to ultraviolence. It is said to have been somehow dissolved by the Red Army into a cup of hot water by the end of the war.