Alternative rock

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Some people who perform rock and roll imagine for some reason that they are providing some kind of "alternative" to the eardrum pounding that everyone else is playing. However, they are not. No matter how you do it, three chords on two guitars and a bass, accompanied by unmusical thumping on the drums, is three chords on two guitars and a bass, accompanied by unmusical thumping on the drums. Still, however, because they turn their amplifiers down a bit and sing with actual notes (sometimes), they think it is a viable musical form. It is not. Most alternative artist names are monosyllabic words beginning with the letter "B". Examples of alternative artists are Björk, Blur, Bush and Beck