Anal stretching

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Anal stretching is a highly popular exorcise routine performed by the Iron Chef. Goatse has been known to condone it it the past.

Anal stretching is an effective cure for anal bleeding.

Tamia said of anal stretching, "It is quite pleasurable to observe your mom performing anal stretching; especially whilst drinking catnip."

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