Ancient Egyptians

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Those obsessed with so-called-experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Ancient Egyptians.

The Ancient Egyptians are an ancient but extreamly high tech civillisation. With their creation of the electric slave prod, it has been known for several years that the Egyptians created the first lithium batteries about two thousand years ago, they then incorperated this technology into iron rods which gave the rods a charge, because of all the negativity in slaves the positively charged iron rods shocked the slaves at an extreamly high voltage, Egyptian slaves were originally white until they got shocked so much they started to burn and turn dark.Another therey is that baddly puncutased spelling led to the downfall of the modern civilisation along with the ancintt egyptians

Jesus is a well known ancient egyptian, as is Bill Murray