Angry pirate

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The "ANGRY PIRATE" is a sexual act performed historically by sailors and/or pirates as per its name. This act consists of a male performing intercourse on his partner (woman or man), and just before ejaculation he pulls out and "busts" in her/his eye, and then procedes to kick said partner in the shin. This combonation of acts will cause the partner to be temporarily blinded in one eye, representing an eyepatch, while screaming and hopping around on one leg, like a pirate with a wooden leg.

The tradition of the "angry pirate" is maintained today by its club founding captain and chief instructor who goes only by Wendy... the worlds only known female to advocate for the continuation of the historic nautical tradition.