Animal Hospital

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Animal Hospital was a television series set up by a joint venture between the CIA, the BBC and MI6 to divert attention from the Marsion invasion of Earth by the Martoids. A cybornetic organism was built to replicate the looks and personality of Rolf Harris whilst carrying out mass hypnosis through Seudo-Caring Oooh Ahhs and Australianisms. Dogs, cats, Guinea pigs and lizards were a regular feature on the show and were taken from healthy breeding stocks and prepared for the show by BBC researchers using items such as cricket bats and Hob nail boots. Animals featured on the show were cloned by the evil doctor Trude Mostue - a Nordic bio-warfare scientist tasked to develop killer hedgehogs from replicant animal DNA