Apache Chief

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Apache "Tommy" Chief was the first Protector of the American Way and was the first Super Hero ever. This man did it all. And by "all" I mean "looked super cool, and could blow milk out of his tear duct". Yes, his tear duct. This stunt has recently been duplicated by Green Lantern, but he used his power ring. The Chief didn't stoop to such levels. Never. And this one time he also killed Columbus in a manner befitting Vlad the Impaler. His son was a member of the Super Friends.