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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Aphids.

Aphids are an insectoid super-race introduced on Earth by the Tiberian Indigent Species Council (TISC) to keep a record of our doings. When the time comes for the Earth to be eradicated of indiginous life to make way for inhabitation, aphids will be the spearhead of the invasion. Armed with numbers, aphids will eat away at all plant life on Earth until there will be none to generate a large enough supply of oxygen for humans to oppose us. Ladybugs are our only opposition, and we are developing a device for their erradication.