Applied linguistics

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Applied linguistics is the art of dirty talking. It is mostly a behind-doors practice, usually taught from teenager to teenager. Its 'applied' takes form ususally in the teenage forums of school, texting, and in the back of movie theaters on the floors. The most renowned applied linguistics academy would be McKissnher College for Porn Stars in New York City. The most renowned professor would probably be Ms. Jenna Jameson, who is rather a familiar name among young and lusting teenage boys everywhere. Applied linguistics involves a complex formula: attractive person in a movie (apam)= 32(98.6 F) +100% lust