Arabian goggles

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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Arabian goggles. We are sorry they insist on being this lame.

Arabian Goggles occur when an unscrupulous male drapes his greased nutbag across the bridge of an unsuspecting gal's nose, thus 'dropping a nut' in each eye socket.

This is considered an 'extreme' form of the more common teabagging that occurs in college dorms, summer camps, and Catholic parish houses.

Of course the Catholic fathers refer to the maneuver as "The Blind Saint" an apparent reference to Saint Lucy.