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Those obsessed with so-called-experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Artsy.

The Artsy, or Artsies, are the arch nemesis of the engineer. They lead the fearsome October Revolution demanding that everyone receive equal wages regardless of their education, criminal record, or even if they were conscious or not. They were finally defeated by the Pope and Darth Hitler who joined to form Ultra Mega Mega Man and bring evil capitalism throughout the noodly appendage.

They are easy to spot and as the usually wear baggy clothes from the 70's and sport either extremely long hair or a complete lack of hair depending on how much they masturbate.