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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Augustine.
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Often mistaken for his brother St Ovaltine of Sleepy Hollow, Saint Augustine was noted for his authorative views on epistemology, ontology, and divine retribution, which became canon doctrines of the Church during the 7th Century of the current era.

St Augustine was the most important theological thinker of his century, and also arguably the greatest recreational softball player the world has ever seen.