Aunt Ruth

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Aunt Ruth ( actually her real name is Aunt Agitha ) is God. Also, she has a beard making her ugly and weird. She is a near cousin of Medusa, the mythical ugly snake-haired chick, you know? Anyway, Aunt Ruth is the Great Aunt of Bob the Tomato who is a leading advocate of Uglo-Americans rights.

Early Childhood[edit]

Aunt Ruth was born on the top branch of the ugly tree. This much is known. The rest of her early childhood is shrowded in mystery except for one rumor that she dated Lemony Snicket.

Adult Life[edit]

For thrills, Aunt Ruth goes out ugly in public, often using her natural camoflauge in airports.

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Amen!