Automated babysitting industry

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Webster Pronunciation: Awtomated Baybeesitting Industrie. Also see TV.

The automated babysitting industry is a form of brain washing that got it's start in the 1960s with the invention of the TV, shows such as the drama/comedy serial and the developement of Attention Deficit Disorder, ADD. ADD was invented to keep the viewers attention on the TV and proved quite a success. The reverse psychology of the "disease" actually worked and is still exploited heavily today.

These serials included:

  • Flipper
  • Gentle Ben
  • Rin Tin Tin
  • Mr. Ed
  • Leave it to Beaver
  • Bewitched
  • Cream of Wheat
  • I dream of Genie
  • I love Lucy
  • Grape Nuts
  • Lost in Space
  • Star Trek
  • Wheaties