Avon

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Avon.

History[edit]

Avon was started in Oceana in the Century of the fruitbat by impotent italian immigrants, attempting to compensate for their lack of heterosexuality by selling cosmetics door-to-door. Soon people started paying them to stay away, and the first protection racket was formed.

Today[edit]

Avon now operates under the guidance of the Free Softwear Foundation company.

Products[edit]

Avon still sell a wide variety of devices suitable for any old Tom, Dick, or Hairy. Their concrete overcoat, however, is their number one best selling product, despite very limited repeat custom.