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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Avon.


Avon was started in Oceana in the Century of the fruitbat by impotent italian immigrants, attempting to compensate for their lack of heterosexuality by selling cosmetics door-to-door. Soon people started paying them to stay away, and the first protection racket was formed.


Avon now operates under the guidance of the Free Softwear Foundation company.


Avon still sell a wide variety of devices suitable for any old Tom, Dick, or Hairy. Their concrete overcoat, however, is their number one best selling product, despite very limited repeat custom.