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A baisse is like a a buoy, in that it is not possible to spell. It signifies a period of decline in money stuff. It also means your mother has been impregnating the door-elk, giving rise to unknown species of chaos spawn, soiling the adult magazines in your local skinmaggery even before you steal them.

2) It is also possible to 'pump up the baisse'. Other stuff that can be pumped up includes footballs, bicycle tires, your mother and inflatable fuckable marshallow Mel Gibsons.

And don't erase the part about Mel Gibson! It is funny, because it is true.