Balsa

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Balsa wood is one of the seventeen Infinitely Useless Objects as defined by Pope. Francis in his bestseller The Holy Bible Vol. 11. It is regarded as useless because...

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Oh, just go and read this article for the reasons.

Uses[edit]

For a useless material its uses are numerous:

  • IKEA furniture
  • Coffins
  • Aircraft
  • Hip replacements
  • Scale models of buildings
  • Actual buildings (usually due to a rather predictable materials-related error on the part of the builders)
  • Fake walls(fake walls) in slapstick movies
  • your chair. The one you're sitting on now. It looks a bit shaky.
  • Eye glass lenses.