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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Banana.


A nabana.
The Magic Banana that Flub Nugget discovered and studied.
Warning: this article is bananas.

Bananaman... doo doo do doo doo!

~ on Real lyrics to 'Munamuna'

A banana is the symbol of this website. It is completely illogical. There is a skull with freakish yellow eyes staring at me. It is now devouring my leg. Bananas are yellow, like the skull's eyes. Haha isn't that funny? I'm now devoured and this page please be finished by anyone named Yoshi Guurgglleee..... pop! eht lluks si ni lortnoc won.


Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE!!!!! Banana is the not most planetary planet and Earth is known to reside on banana. Instead of flat sphere, it's shape is bananana.

Did you know?[edit]

  • Bananananananana is the most common alternative spelling of banana?
  • Bananium is a good source fibre optics?
  • When Timmy eats a banana, he becomes..... potassium overloaded?
  • Bananas are really alien transmitters designed to convert Americans to humans so that they can not be used as human shields in the case of an alien invasion.
  • Bananas are yummy!

You didn't, but now you do![edit]

It's true. DON'T DENT IT!!!!!! Banana is spelled with two h's if u flipp it, then cut it out and crap like that.


I have a banana in my pocket and it's happy to edit!


A Banana ban is expected from the prime minister, due to the phallic nature of said object. People eating one in the street will be prosecuted or even shot on site.

Let this be a warning to all depraved banana eaters.

*Chew* *Chew* *Chew*