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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Beirut.

Beirut is a great game played mostly by college kids in the Boston area. Singles 'rut uses 1 person on each end. Doubles 'rut uses more cups, and one person is a thrower, one is a drinker.

Rules of Gameplay[edit]

Beirut is played on a table and Solo cups are set up at either end like bowling pins. The most popular way to play is 1-2-3-4 in the rows. Pussies play it 1-2-3, maybe even 1-2. It is different from Beer Pong because you don't use freaking paddles, and you get a lot more wasted-but that's only cause the Bostonians play it. If you are born in Boston, you have a naturally higher tolerance to any form of alcohol.


A player wins when all the other players' solo cups have been removed/drunk or the other contestents have passed out. In the latter case the victory is celebrated with a ceremonial tea-bagging of the losers.

Other Rules[edit]

  • Players must use their right hands to throw the ball, and their left hands to swipe away a bounce.
  • Some play hardcore 'Ruit with other forms of alcohol. Like Mount Gay or Captain Morgan's.
  • Use of paddles are completely forbidden. Paddles are for beer pong-playing pussies.