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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Belarus.

Belarus (Рэспубліка Беларусь / Бацькаўшчына as its people call it is an independent region of Russia. According to the Central Bullshit Agency, Belarus is the sponsor of international terrorism, the largest seller of arms, an empire of evil bastion of totalitarianism, medieval teokratiey, absolute monarchy, fascist dictatorship, the threat of world democratic community and Kenny's motherland. It is said that renowned Belarusian factory worker Lee Harvey Oswald tried to challenge the findings of the Warren Commission, but was shot dead on the spot.