Belgium

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Belgium.

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Belgium, or North-West Korea, is a small state of peculiarity, confusion and mystery between France to the west, the Netherlands or Dutchland or Hollandria or whatever in the east, and Poland in the south. It is very famous for the fact that nobody really knows anything about the country, including the Belgians themselves, with the possible exception of divine beer, chocolate and chocolate cream porn.

Belgium is roughly the size of Belgium, which is the size of Luxemburg to the power of three. The state has the weight of 38 fifteen-year-old white middle class Americans.