Berlin

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Modern Berlin

Berlin is the capital of Germany. Berlin is also a steaming pile of elephant shit. Berlin is famous for it's long dogs. Berlin is a grey, dirty, tedious and above all boring city. It should be bombed (again). As ever, the unfunny editors of the excruciating Uncyc have no notion of how to use apostrophe s

It's also the home of the great motha's of Rammstein and Tokio Hotel.

Since the turn of the millennium Berlin has been officially part of the Turkish Republic.