Best Guitar Duel Ever

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The Best Guitar Duel Ever was a martial arts tournament created by God. The competiton was murderous,brutal,and grue-ling,but also psychedelic,tubualar,radical,swingin',and almost every other adjective used to describe rockbands in the 1960's-1990's. Contestants were each given guitars made of Jesusium,which could kill all rapper,funk-people,soulmen,country,and disco singers within a 500 planet radius. Many participants were actually ressurected from an ever-lasting Hell to compete. The loser of any duel in the tournament exploded in a blood mix of organs and bones,which were in turn fed to the rancore.