Bible Movie

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The Bible - a movie is a great movie based on the joyful tales of The Bible. This is a cheerful comedy about Jesus’ discovery of his brain tumour and crap about all the cunning ways the Isrælites killed each other.


Star director Peter Jackson with the help of great actors like Donald Pleasence and Steve Guttenberg have made this film a movie to remember; Superb acting and lots of blood in all colours.


The music is ingenious. Composed and performed by Keith Emerson alone. Emerson’s complex composings suits the movie’s atmosphere and endless killing perfect.