Bible Movie

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The Bible - a movie is a great movie based on the joyful tales of The Bible. This is a cheerful comedy about Jesus’ discovery of his brain tumour and crap about all the cunning ways the Isrælites killed each other.

Starring[edit]

Star director Peter Jackson with the help of great actors like Donald Pleasence and Steve Guttenberg have made this film a movie to remember; Superb acting and lots of blood in all colours.

Music[edit]

The music is ingenious. Composed and performed by Keith Emerson alone. Emerson’s complex composings suits the movie’s atmosphere and endless killing perfect.