Big boy

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Big boy.

If you are stoned, eat here, It's better than Denny's

  • You're ass will get robbed ($150)
  • Ask for Jaime for a good time! (She has STDs, so just take antibiotics, bitch.)
  • Big boy was a communist sympathisizer in the 1960's.
  • 90% less human meat now in every burger.
  • 110% more rat meat in every burger. (No coincidence.)
  • Managers have very few teeth, good for gumming the rat meat.
  • Most ghetto experience, without actually being in the ghetto.
  • Hiring crackheads, former prostitutes, ex-pimps, and Martha Stewart.
  • Women must fornicate.