From Encyclopædia Dæmonica
If you are stoned, eat here, It's better than Denny's
- You're ass will get robbed ($150)
- Ask for Jaime for a good time! (She has STDs, so just take antibiotics, bitch.)
- Big boy was a communist sympathisizer in the 1960's.
- 90% less human meat now in every burger.
- 110% more rat meat in every burger. (No coincidence.)
- Managers have very few teeth, good for gumming the rat meat.
- Most ghetto experience, without actually being in the ghetto.
- Hiring crackheads, former prostitutes, ex-pimps, and Martha Stewart.
- Women must fornicate.