Bill Clinton

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I did not have sex with that woman

~ Clinton on Tamia

A President of the United States of Dæmonica.


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Oops, wrong Hillary!
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On the third day, He forgave His own sins with Monica Lewinsky and His perjury against His Father
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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Bill Clinton.
"What? I swear I didn't have sex with that woman!"

I pity the fool who had sex with my woman.

~ Mr. T on Bill Clinton

I did not have sex with myself.

~ Bill Clinton on Fopping

The guy's fuckin' old, can he still, like, have sex?

~ Paris Hilton on Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton did not have sex with that woman.

Early life[edit]

He spent his early life not having sex with that woman.

Presidency[edit]

He did not have sex with that woman.

Summary[edit]

I did not have sex with that woman.

~ Bill Clinton on Tamia Hill

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