The legendary Billy Mays (August 3, 1722 - April 4, 1997) was a loud mouth, entrepreneur, advertising genius, clutch of eggs, rogue Diners Club member, antithetic Pomeranian and smarm dispenser, known in North America for his brash style of peddling useless products on television.
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