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~ Michael Jackson on bitches
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Crack spider's bitch[edit]

The crack spider's bitch was a marijuana user. While the crack spider took its fair dosage-amount of crack cocaine coke, the quantity was to small to truly calculate, considering the size of a spider.

That stuff is for scientists, you moron. You blood bag of beaten socialist elite, dumber than dumb piece of potato's chip. Without the flake you are nothing but a crumb, together we have the combined power of a flake, learn well the dark side and you wont be such a beaten pussy.

Twig: "seriously, a flake!?!"

But this isn't about the crack spider or the bloody bag, no, no, we as a flake are much wiser than that; this is about the bitch. This is about the marijuana user; the bitch of the crack spider, the Crack Spiders Bitch.

It all started like this....

Canadian wildlife services have a... relationship with the crack spider's bitch.