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“Voulez-vous coucher avec moi BITCHES”
~ Michael Jackson on bitches
Crack spider's bitch
The crack spider's bitch was a marijuana user. While the crack spider took its fair dosage-amount of crack cocaine coke, the quantity was to small to truly calculate, considering the size of a spider.
That stuff is for scientists, you moron. You blood bag of beaten socialist elite, dumber than dumb piece of potato's chip. Without the flake you are nothing but a crumb, together we have the combined power of a flake, learn well the dark side and you wont be such a beaten pussy.
Twig: "seriously, a flake!?!"
But this isn't about the crack spider or the bloody bag, no, no, we as a flake are much wiser than that; this is about the bitch. This is about the marijuana user; the bitch of the crack spider, the Crack Spiders Bitch.
It all started like this....
Canadian wildlife services have a... relationship with the crack spider's bitch.