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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Black.
Black Jesus saves!

First up was Green. Green was never thought to be a serious contender due to its hippie tendencies, however it put up a good show and lasted for three rounds before Black eventually managed a KO. orange fared worse, submitting after just two minutes - color wrestling experts claimed orange was 'cowardly'. Blue went up next, but soon left the ring due to a surprise depression attack. Stepping up to the ring next came Red, considered the most serious contender by many. Red was known to be faster, but in the end Black proved the better color; but not without a hu and hard fight. However, Red's good show of strength must surely be the reason that Pink, up next, lasted a full ten minutes, despite being gay. Purple did exceptionally well but was disqualified for using Hammond organ to attempt to tear out Black's ears. Beige did a lot worse, and was disqualified by the ref for not being a real color and actually being a sort of insipid brown. Other colours came to the ring and left with various injuries, but Black was obviously destined to keep hold of the title; although Aquamarine had him up against the ropes suffering a nasty volley of punches to the face in the second hour of the fight. This may have left black to feel like he was "A.R.D" but the madness continued. More colors kept getting into the ring, only to be thrown out, beaten, or even KILLED. Yes, for those of you who have never heard of the color "mot", you now know why. Finally white entered the ring. The struggle was hard and good until white had a problem. White had accidentally shit its pants during the cage match. This made white become tainted, "unpure" if you will. It just so happened that at the same time black saw a chance to get away from the action for a minute, and used this time to blow a couple of lines off of pink's back. The pure white cocaine remained on black's face. This angered him and he went into a violent rage attempting to get the white off, but the more he fought, the more it spread. Finally shit-stained white joined in on this mass-color rumble. Years later a new color came out of this mess. This colour is... indian. Hell yeah!!