Black helicopters

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Because of their incurable biases, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will probably never have an article about Black helicopters. We are sorry they insist on being this lame.

The men in the black helicopters are mostly likely them, or maybe "they".

On the other hand, if the biogenic theory of black helicopter reproduction is true then you have nothing to worry about, because there are no men in the black helicopters.

Conversely, there might be men in the black helicopters if the helicopters are abducting the men for various horrific and torturous experiments involving their genitalia.