Bobby Flay

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For those with more Christian tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Bobby Flay.
"And here on our right, children, is a flaming homosexual." "Look at his red hair!" "Yeah, what a flamer!".

Bobby Flay is a famous chef as well as a flaming homosexual. His annoying personality and tendency to barbecue everything (even fruit) wins him fame and popularity all over the world. He has recently taken over Iron Chef after giving the Japanese cooked fish instead of sushi, thus stunning and confusing them. His red hair is further proof that he is a flaming homosexual.